GunDudes Episode 309: 299 Days, the Audio Book

Topic:  299 Days, the Audio Book

  • This week we discuss the upcoming release of the 299 Days series on audiobook with Glen Tate.

Awesome quotes from this episode

  • “1979? Is that old?”
  • “I actually put on a cheap Sear’s suit… Like if James Bond had a ‘special’ brother.”
  • “I can’t even wipe my butt left-handed!”
  • “Stan: shut up, suck it up, and be there!”
  • “This rope, it’s so abrasive!”
  • “Thanks for the audition, Carl. It was really horrible.”
  • “Oh, these are jokes?!”
  • “If you love him so much, why don’t you marry him? Ha ha!”
  • “I am 1/8th Indian, I can make these jokes!” (Yeah?  Joe the Web Guy™ is 1/2 Paiute. Eat that frybread, Tom!)
  • “Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.”

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What we did with guns this week™

  • Kenny has been going on sales trips, selling guns.
  • Tommy watched a movie with his daughter and got some sights.
  • Carl bought a Walther PPQ.
  • Glen Tate attended a MAG40 in Arkansas with the “Ungrateful Trucker”.
  • Joe the Web Guy™ finished reading book 9 in the 299 Days series by Glen Tate.

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Written by Joe Levi